Subject line of an e-mail:
Renascence Woman
Lauren's response: If you don't know how to spell a word, either a) don't use it or b) google it and see how it is spelled.
2nd Subject Line of an E-mail:
Stop working and start having fun
Stop working and start having fun
Lauren's response: Stop telling me what to do. We aren't even dating yet!
3rd Subject Line of an E-mail: Hi
Body of E-mail: Hello
Body of E-mail: Hello
Lauren's response: Yeesh. Really original and spellbinding. Keep up the good work with the creativity and allure.
E-mail Message: U Seem Kinda Cute
Lauren's response: You seem like a douchebag. Maybe your first mistake is using the words kinda and cute to describe someone you might try to date.
E-mail Message from 62 year old man: You are very sexy-looking.
Lauren's response: You are very old looking, probably have grandkids and smell like Aspercreme and Brut. No thanks.
Actual sentence from a guys profile:
My perfect match must know herself, where she came from and where she is going. She should be confident but not too independent.
Lauren's response: You seem like a douchebag. Maybe your first mistake is using the words kinda and cute to describe someone you might try to date.
E-mail Message from 62 year old man: You are very sexy-looking.
Lauren's response: You are very old looking, probably have grandkids and smell like Aspercreme and Brut. No thanks.
Actual sentence from a guys profile:
My perfect match must know herself, where she came from and where she is going. She should be confident but not too independent.
Lauren's response:What is too independent? What is confident but not too independent? I am so confused. And feeling unconfident and dependent!
Stay tuned as I am sure there will be plenty more where that came from!!
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