Attention Deficit Dis....

It's been a month since my last post. I swore I would be better about posting here, and I once again became lax in my duties because of life getting in the way.  I'm sitting at home on a Saturday, watching Hallmark movies and blubbering like an idiot.  Don't judge.  This really tough lady just started crying cause they found a lump and she was being a bitch to the main character because she was worried about it AND NOW THEY ARE FRIENDS.  For some reason, this has made me want to blog.  It's gonna be a random one, as that's how I roll. Bear with me, as I'm spitballing here.

Change is happening in my life, and as such I am forgetting EVERYTHING. I mean, everything.  This week alone I have shown up a week early for a dentist appointment. I bought two bottles of shampoo when I needed shampoo and conditioner.  This morning, after a late evening watching horror movies, I slept late until my phone rang with an unknown number.  It was a woman who had contacted me for an emcee gig for  February, reminding me of our meeting scheduled today for an hour and a half after her call. I'm gonna be honest and say I have never shot out of bed faster.  I had scheduled to chat with a publisher this morning at 10am, so I ended up calling him as I drove to Delray for my appointment.  I decided to kill some time until 1pm, when I was going to meet a new friend for an event at the convention center downtown, only to realize she told me she wanted to meet at 4pm.  DOH.

Hopefully, all this will be alleviated when I actually finish out the next two weeks of insanity.  I'm moving. Not packed yet. Have a member event, wedding rehearsal dinner, and wedding all next weekend and FORGOT ABOUT THEM AND SCHEDULED MY MOVE. I AM LOSING MY MIND.

I am doing absolutely nothing this weekend until my brain refocuses on how to connect dots. This bottle of wine will help as well. Or it will kill the remaining befuddled brain cells.  Either way, Bailey will be happy as I'll be right here on the couch, with him by my side.

Oh, crap.  There's an infomercial with people who can't use cotton swabs to clean their ears, so they're buying an ear wax vacuum.  Two for only $10.   WAXVAC JUST MAKES SENSE.